by thevagenda
…because I’m fucking not. Ironic, how just as I’m doubting my own abilities as a girlfriend, this little puppy of a press release lands in my inbox, courtesy of a bemused journalist: Nice, huh? So basically last night I had a huge row with my boyfriend. So huge that I actually thought we might break […]
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by thevagenda
Can somebody please remind me which part of the marriage vows is about sharing bank details? You know, the bit where couples hand over their credit card PIN numbers and vow to pay for each other’s lattes, manicures and X-Box 360 games for the rest of time? No? Funny, that, because ever since I got […]
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by thevagenda
My sweet, shy younger cousin and I were going for our first sophisticated restaurant dinner together. Admittedly it was at about 5:30 – not so sophisticated, but she had a train to catch. She had recently turned 18 and was visiting London, and I decided that as an established, refined woman a whopping four years […]
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by thevagenda
Recently, a male colleague at work glanced at the array of lunch items on my desk and asked pointedly, “What are you eating now?!” Turning away from my perfectly arranged artillery of tupperware boxes to face him, I brazenly demanded to know if he was an officer of the diet police and whether he was […]
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